IM BACK PEOPLE

So i have decided to revive my reviews blog for my loving fans. all three of you. so heres two rather juicy items for you.

TOM PHILL MUSIC

Tom Phillips is possibly my oldest friend, so naturally you'd assume that this review will be biased. it isnt. unfortunately, whilst little tom is trying very hard, he is managing to make music that is rather good.
By combining beetz and choonz to make sweet beat-choonz (yeah, i went there), Tom has managed to showcase a range of techniques, including remixing and writing his own material. His cover of Lostprophets - Sway is especially good, partly because it carries some sentimental value for us ("I won't lie.....I'm telling the truth") and it is a genuinely good mix up of an already good song. Keep up the good work Tom.

SCORE: 8/10

STALE CLOSE-UPS OF MOPEY TEENAGERS 3 (TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE)
Now, you may already have read my facebook status that says that this film is the best film from the twilight saga, in the same way chlamydia is the best STI. As it stands, this is the latest installment in the stale and dull twilight saga. And now, i know why.
The whole plot is about the unbreakable love between Edward Cullen (Vampire) and Bella Swan (Human). Now, without getting mopey, i have felt love before, and i dont greet the person i love with a dull grimace. allow me to illustrate. Edward looks like he needs a poo when he asks Bella to marry him. Now, nervous? ok, hopeful? ok. constipated and somewhat angry? er, no. and on top of that, jacob black (EITHER WEAR THE T-SHIRT, OR DON'T) keeps popping in, with his Neanderthal brow and voice that sounds like he's a 14 year old who's about to cry, and tries to kiss bella.
This is precisely why the film just does not work. the chemistry between the supporting characters of alice and jasper, whilst only seen for a second, is so much greater than that between bella and edward. without this chemistry, the plot of the films flops and wobbles through its two and a half hour duration. there is some plot, yes, but it is disjointed and jerky. but if you love topless tanned guys, this film is for you. But there is little else to attract.